I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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