I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Even my vagina gasped.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
