You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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