Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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