I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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