just survived the first fart of the relationship.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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