its not stalking. its research.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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