distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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