is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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