ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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