So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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