yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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