Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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