3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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