Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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