Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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