We're like a lot better than the average bears
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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