you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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