lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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