he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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