anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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