school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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