There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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