i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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