My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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