I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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