Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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