forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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