That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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