Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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