STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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