Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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