Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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