I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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