I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Do plants get herpes?
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