Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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