I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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