have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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