he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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