Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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