it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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