he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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