I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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