So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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