so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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