she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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