dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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