so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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