How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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