Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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